"How much," Stiles asks, "are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after."
"My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world," Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, "they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks."
"A thousand," Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
Sterek College AU:I wake up/ My shoulder’s cold/ I’ve got to leave here/Before I go/ I pull my shirt onDerek is Stiles’ best friend (after Scott, of course); he has Derek’s coffee order memorized, along with the spare key to his dorm. Stiles is one of the few people Derek actually enjoys spending time with (don’t tell Laura he said that); he knows exactly how Stiles likes his eggs in the morning and has him listed as his emergency contact in his phone. Naturally, they end up (not so drunkenly) falling into bed together (Danny’s parties are the devil, ‘The Great Fratsby’, really?). Mutual pining and obliviousness ensues.Then I see you/ You’re walking cross the campus/ Cruel professor/ Studying romances/ How am I supposed to pretend/ I never want to see you again?
just leave the figuring out part to someone human.
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